funky fanatical fangirl
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why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
So this kid in my school a few years back he made a titanic parody and i still die to this every day.
Holy…
aaaahahahhahahahhha
i literally died
I REMEMBER HAVING TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN JUST TO GO:
Leonardo DiCaprio needs to literally receive an award for never winning awards.
or at least be nominated for it.
If you could make your own house motto and sigil, what would they be?
i think we can all relate to the motto of house bradley-west
I have been waiting for this gif set forever.
So this is actually giving me life right now. Lmfbo!
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i hate people who write “tried so hard not to reblog this”
really??
really????????
dID YOU REALLY TRY SO HARD
DID YOU BEGIN TO BLEED AS YOU SCROLLED PAST
HAVE YOU FELT THE DEMON INSIDE YOU CONTROLLING YOUR BODY AND TRYING TO REBLOG
TELL ME
HOW HARD DID YOU TRY
HOW
HARD
Larry Wilmore with an epic burn.
Ohhh so it was lack of guns that was the cause of black people being taken from their country and forced into slavery?… Here’s me thinking it was the fact that white people hated them for their colour. Is this white man trying to get the black vote by chatting that much shit. Does he think we’re not intelligent? What he says about Mr King is disgusting as well; of course someone who was shot is going to appreciate guns… of course he is. Fucking idiot.
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you wrorried bout the wrong thing. you need to be worried about how you getting that shirt over your head.
Erykah, I love you.
That poor girl lol
Damn
it’s probably the woc throwin daggers at you
HA!!
Yo
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site
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